5.2 HA! Gay.

Boy1: Pare, spottan mo yun oh.
Boy2: Alin, yung nakaskirt?
Boy1: Dein, pare! That girl with glasses!
Boy2: Oh, ano meron?
Boy1: Sobrang pweds niya, dude.
Boy2: Sakto lang.
Boy1: Huh? Chicks kaya!
Boy2: Mas okay mangspot sa SJ!
Boy1: No, pare. It's better here!
Boy2: Actually.
Boy1: Okay that girl, oh! Kaso, she's wearing pants.
Boy2: Pero her pants are okay...